With Apologies to Sandi Thom

To the faceless one:

I’ll take you on a journey

And be there till the end

It won't be an uphill struggle

On me you can depend

I promised you a dream home

With roses round the door

I’ll cover you in diamonds

There's nothing I want more

And

I’ll be strong

And I’ll turn you on

But you’ve got your doubts and what if you’re right?

I’ll be true and be faithful too

But you’ve got your doubts and what if you’re right?

What if I'm right?

'cos if the rain starts falling

I’ll protect you with my coat

And I’ll always tape the football

And let you watch you soap

I’ll always be as handsome

And my weight will never gain

And when you give birth to our children

You will feel no pain

And

I’ll bring you flowers

And I’ll bring the showers

But you’ve got your doubts and what if you’re right?

I’ll say you’re thin and bring the washing in

But you’ve got your doubts and what if you’re right?

What if I'm right?

I’ll always keep the magic

The tender love and care

And when you need to change the light bulb

I wont hand you the chair

And when we're tired of the city

And we find a country home

I’ll sell my vinyl records

And go get us a loan

I’ll be your sympathetic lover

And won't steal the covers

But you’ve got your doubts and what if you’re right?

I won't forsake you

My mother won't hate you

But you’ve got your doubts and what if you’re right?

I’ll be strong

And I’ll turn you on

But you’ve got your doubts and what if you’re right?

I’ll be true

And be faithful too

But you’ve got your doubts and what if you’re right?

What if I'm right?