A Conversation Between 2 Mature 23 Year Olds...Who Snapped

A conversation on MSN


Psi says:
tring! tring!

Psi says:
tring! tring!

Xxxxx says:
hello?

Xxxxx says:
kaun hai?
(who is it?)

Psi says:
babloo

Psi says:
beta
(son)

Xxxxx says:
nahin, buddha ghar par nahin hai
(no, the old fart isn’t home)

Psi says:
main chachaji bol raha hoon
(this is your uncle speaking)

Xxxxx says:
arrey bola naaa, buddha nahin hai
(oh for pete sakes, I just said the old man isn’t home)

Xxxxx says:
kaun? yeh buddha hai?
(who? Oh is this the old man?)

Psi says:
aaj lajjo ne tuhari yaad dilayi
(Lajjo reminded me of you today)

Xxxxx says:
to fir buddhi nahin hai
(oh, cant hear you…what? No the old lady isn’t home either)

Psi says:
main khet mien thaa
(I was in the fields…)

Xxxxx says:
how long do you think we can do this?

Psi says:
voh lachak lachak ke mere paas aayi
(with a (lack of translation which means with a seductive motion of the hips) she came close)

Psi says:
fir usne apni poonch uthaieee
(then she lifted her tail)

Xxxxx says:
kya? appnay kiskee gaand ko pakra?
(what? Who’s ass did you grab?)

Psi says:
or de maari aisee leher peshaab ki
(and oh! Squirted a forceful jet of piss at me)

Xxxxx says:
ghoray kee?
(a horses?)

Psi says:
mujhe teri yaad aayi
(I remembered you)

Xxxxx says:
aap water esports mein kab say shamil ho gaye
(since when have you started participating in water sports?)

Xxxxx says:
gee thanks

Psi says:
jaise yaad hai lalan tu meri god mien karta thaa
(I remembered how you used to rock in my lap)

Psi says:
lajjo toh lekin gai hai
(but Lajjo is a cow)

Xxxxx says:
dude...i think we drifted off there

Psi says:
isliye aaj mere saath jo hua achha nahin hua
(and that is why, what happened with me today wasn’t good)

Xxxxx says:
buddhay, chup kar
(shut up old man!)

Psi says:
haha

Psi says:
i love you XXXXX

Psi says:
you humour me

and then we spoke about me missing NY, especially the streets which unlike London don’t seem to meander into an eternity and then some
Xxxxx says:
my big broad grid is calling

Xxxxx says:
lesse

Psi says:
if u want a big broad

Xxxxx says:
no no

Xxxxx says:
please no

Psi says:
they're here too

Xxxxx says:
nothing i can spin around when she is on her back

Psi says:
on your very street!

Psi says:
hehehe

Xxxxx says:
“round round baby you make go round”

Xxxxx says:
i knew i was dyslexic when i went to a toga party as a goat

Psi says:
haha