Duuuuuuuuuuude"...you want two women in your bed, you take them!"

Duuuuuuuuude……duuuuuude, what the fuck happened

Yeah, it was a night and then some

Feather (I miss ya babe! GIVE’R!) left for Canada today so had to show her a good time right so I get home at 8:30, 9pm Bobo, Hook, Feather, Abe, Waffle, Cypriot and I head out…oh wait and Hook’s friend

We go to the Royal George and get the table outside and it begins…me, I’ve barely slept and am cranky and hungry and a few beers (I wont say how many, I need some self-respect here kids) and I am good to go.

Have to admit, Hook is fun. I mean we can tease each other mercilessly and well, you’ll see.

So anyway, 11pm rolls up and George closes so Hook’s friend takes us to same basement bar which is completely non-descript and right across my house, I have no idea how he knows these places but its open until 4am I think. I think Hook and I proceed to get steadily but increasingly drunk. We talk about Delhi cliches, growing up, what life is like, booze, sex, Skype marketing (turns out we have the same name in mind for the time we are growed up and have them bay-beees and if it’s a girl…odd but what the hey). Now, she and I are happy in our corner, just talking and an hour or so later we see:

1. Bobo assaulting Vodka (not the drink, she was tight already) but a boy (and getting her mack on, yeah baby!)
2. Groupie with her legs about Waffle making out
3. Hook’s friend (guy) and Hook’s friend (girl) hooking up but everyone thought he was gay
4. Me happy in one corner to talk with Hook
5. Feather leaning against the pillar and may as well make out it with
6. Abe MIA

Oh, also realized Isabebe is cute…so remember me ranting at the universe, I take it back

(embarrassed grin)

Right now am curious about Isabebe, Hook and well, one other person and out of them I really enjoy speaking with Hook and (one other person)…oh deeear!

So anyway, Hook and I end up at my place and spend an hour over wine, all alone speaking about cynicism, love, life, circumstances and geography (oh why on earth is that such a huge factor…it aint fair! So many interesting women and they aren’t in NY!...ugh)

Anyway, 3am and its beddy bye time and Hook’s in bed with me…4am Bobo sticks her head in, ‘dude, one of us is going to slide in with you, pick, me, Feather or Abe’

So now I have Bobo and Hook on either side and I’m trying to fight off Bobo to get space who is smashed and is sprawled out on half the bed, im trying to avoid squishing Hook because she’s tiny…dude…What. The. Fuck

5am Feather sticks her head in and goes, ‘guys, Abe is acting pervy with me’, I look up and yell at him ‘keep the mouse in the house dude else im gonna kick your ass!’. Hook gets hungry, we go to the kitchen to see pink shirt Abe prancing about, she gets rajma and cereal while im yelling at abe who doesn’t care.

Back to bed, I turn over, so does Bobo, with an outstretched arm and thwack! right in the kisser….you want two women in your bed, you take them!

One is assaulting me and one is tempting me like….yeah well

So again, I was complaining, you know what (looking up) I’M SORRY! So of all the new delightful women I have come across in the past month, am flirting shamelessly (is there any other way?) and can think of two I really like talking to

Which, for the time being, is fine

I get in to work, my boss is like, ‘dude, you missed out on a long night, it was brutal waking up’
The head guy tells me about shots he did

I didn’t have the heart to tell them I went out, got drunk, ended up in bed with two women and have slept two hours

All I can say about my life, which I think I may just love is

What. The. Fuck

Oh and I am SO VERY GLAD that it hasn't let me turn out like this guy...