(Two teenage girls walk into a bathroom where a learn-Italian tape is playing)
Teen 1: Ohmigod, is that French?
Teen 2: Dumbass, we're at an Italian restaurant, it's Italian.
Teen 1: What... I thought France was, like, the capitol of Italy!
Teen 2: No, they're, like, two different countries. Italy's in Asia and France is in England.
--Overheard in GeorgiA, USA